A challenge

I have challenged Krista to come up with a clever name for a paper and submit it to a journal. I'm not entirely convinced she will actually do it though. I guess it's up to me. This is in response to what I think is a great title for a paper:

The mighty arginine, the stable quaternary amines, the powerful aromatics, and the aggressive phosphate: their role in the noncovalent minuet.
by Woods AS.

We both laughed and think it's quite clever without being unprofessional. And yes, we are that kind of geek...